tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52928795620986924702011-04-21T16:36:48.175-05:00A decisive blend of non-specific, nonsensical and irreverent images and words assembled in an indecisive order for maximum impotency in surreal illustrationDavidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-18189495282999698052008-12-01T21:03:00.004-06:002008-12-01T21:07:24.536-06:00ha ha heh, the monkeys are flinging their filth on the walls of your own pretentiousness. It is time to slip and slide into a trunk of funk. Punk your rocks all over the ruins of the potato chip that was once up your ass.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-1818949528299969805?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-57002966477310489482008-12-01T21:01:00.000-06:002008-12-01T21:03:07.799-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/STSlPvjwtYI/AAAAAAAAABg/16pg3wY_MgM/s1600-h/SnD_Stretch.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/STSlPvjwtYI/AAAAAAAAABg/16pg3wY_MgM/s320/SnD_Stretch.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275022753440773506" /></a> Squaring the corners up and growing my beard!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-5700296647731048948?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-27731221413879205072008-12-01T20:59:00.001-06:002008-12-01T21:01:38.480-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/STSk_uAZiYI/AAAAAAAAABY/3wv6OjV2nXE/s1600-h/SnD_Squish.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/STSk_uAZiYI/AAAAAAAAABY/3wv6OjV2nXE/s320/SnD_Squish.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275022478146111874" /></a> My face hurts!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-2773122141387920507?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-88958495091279345542008-11-12T06:42:00.000-06:002008-11-12T06:43:52.977-06:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SRrPTZr_hKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/G8MHMiZegMY/s1600-h/LostLover_Typeset_SM.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 255px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SRrPTZr_hKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/G8MHMiZegMY/s320/LostLover_Typeset_SM.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267750646383084706" /></a>A light in the darkness<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-8895849509127934554?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-85039766563951182252008-08-24T10:24:00.000-05:002008-08-24T10:25:56.582-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SLF9OPokriI/AAAAAAAAABI/Sn6PIBl5RRQ/s1600-h/DemonHand_sm.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SLF9OPokriI/AAAAAAAAABI/Sn6PIBl5RRQ/s320/DemonHand_sm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238105525276945954" /></a>And all shall tremble before me!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-8503976656395118225?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-80118522930518781512008-08-23T15:54:00.000-05:002008-08-23T15:58:33.344-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SLB5zeP4eLI/AAAAAAAAABA/UYHlnIKI9do/s1600-h/BigShot_BnW_fixed_BnW_sm.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SLB5zeP4eLI/AAAAAAAAABA/UYHlnIKI9do/s320/BigShot_BnW_fixed_BnW_sm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237820291831855282" /></a>Bang your dead!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-8011852293051878151?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-90672286076666971912008-08-12T21:49:00.001-05:002008-08-12T22:02:07.852-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SKJOHbdZhDI/AAAAAAAAAA4/g0BVmSdgmow/s1600-h/repairJob002_sm.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SKJOHbdZhDI/AAAAAAAAAA4/g0BVmSdgmow/s320/repairJob002_sm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233831606495052850" /></a> Repairing the rips and releasing the pressure<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-9067228607666697191?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-67904846661197968382008-08-12T21:33:00.005-05:002008-08-12T22:02:32.589-05:00Wicked and vicious upstart fists are soul-crushing my flimsy heart. I strive to realign my art and dodge the monkeys with the thrashing carts. shopping carts rolling over my soul crushing fingers and pinching nerves. Jabberwockies threaten my mind with endless propaganda, selling brain drains and spirit mufflers. Put a fart can on your mouth so you too can be as loud and obnoxious as me! <br /><br />The Hurts are selling a full range product from Low to Medium to High Price Point. Hundred of items in stock! Get it while its hot. Don't be stuck with last season's pain. You to can be wrapped in the hottest hurt of the season.<br /><br />Envious creatures are stealing the joy in my life. Their oar hands are beating the life out of this suffocating fish. Through me back in to the river so I can swim upstream and get my freak on. Freaky freaky on the rocks. Freaky freaky by the docks. Freaky freaky in my socks. Socks stain with protein and 23 building blocks. Y does this illusion twist me so? Can't I dream of peace, trees and we? No it is only funky monkey attacks. Funky monkey = homo sapien. And apes have the shit stained floor.<br /><br />duck a fuck & fuck a duck! Ahh muck! It's getting merky in here.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-6790484666119796838?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-12481784383940043152008-07-24T20:04:00.003-05:002008-07-24T20:24:02.232-05:00Amina stakes her leg in my heart and this dead man will tell no tales. But with wood rising from my heart, the primary crank is spanked. And I rise and iris again. Drifting with new life spawned from the blood of yummy, yuppie hearts, I romp with best of puppy arts. Smarts are what happens when you fall, and all of your pains begin to dart and fart. Focusing of the most with the ghost. I look long into the triplet stars of Dubhe. Shuffled triplets ring with the sting of time and the frosty glow of the mind, where vampires bump and grind.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-1248178438394004315?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-76176048337595841512008-07-23T21:43:00.002-05:002008-07-23T21:45:45.469-05:00Nut, Nut and monkey butts. Look below and see what's up.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-7617604833759584151?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-83153280548343141182008-07-23T21:40:00.001-05:002008-07-23T21:42:57.813-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SIfrr4DbimI/AAAAAAAAAAs/ZtQu62okgiE/s1600-h/soulSucker_sm.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SIfrr4DbimI/AAAAAAAAAAs/ZtQu62okgiE/s320/soulSucker_sm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226405031600425570" /></a>They are hungry for what glows deep inside you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-8315328054834314118?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-79546518750730921872008-07-23T21:38:00.001-05:002008-07-23T21:40:20.621-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SIfrPDVcq0I/AAAAAAAAAAk/zOFG38CEcHY/s1600-h/AhhF_sm.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SIfrPDVcq0I/AAAAAAAAAAk/zOFG38CEcHY/s320/AhhF_sm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226404536412580674" /></a>What it feels like when the monsters get you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-7954651875073092187?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-15089779214105094272008-07-22T22:06:00.003-05:002008-07-22T22:08:03.343-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SIagTEU5xTI/AAAAAAAAAAc/AO55dVVEMao/s1600-h/repairJob001_sm.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SIagTEU5xTI/AAAAAAAAAAc/AO55dVVEMao/s320/repairJob001_sm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226040667049411890" /></a> Mild repair to improve performance while spelunking<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-1508977921410509427?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-25116035118953983022008-07-14T18:15:00.003-05:002008-07-14T18:17:30.399-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SHveNbqOH-I/AAAAAAAAAAU/B_zUxvszNXo/s1600-h/Sophia001_1000.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SHveNbqOH-I/AAAAAAAAAAU/B_zUxvszNXo/s320/Sophia001_1000.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223012515210731490" /></a><br />A my love, my sweet Sophia, blazing and burning away the ignorance of the soul<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-2511603511895398302?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-9691247172323479602008-07-14T18:07:00.001-05:002008-07-14T18:11:13.367-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SHvcgaRaK0I/AAAAAAAAAAM/snS2tV3Sqlw/s1600-h/ScaredPIlgrim_1000.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tNkSXLE6qdU/SHvcgaRaK0I/AAAAAAAAAAM/snS2tV3Sqlw/s320/ScaredPIlgrim_1000.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223010642232486722" /></a><br />Beware. They are thrashing and gnashing. They are out to eat your cool. Will the pilgrim survive?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-969124717232347960?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5292879562098692470.post-42726440799055651142008-07-09T18:03:00.004-05:002008-07-09T18:10:07.744-05:00Funny seahorse eat willow trees while the hummers lick their bees on the knees. I know not what monkeys and funks with sorts will make woopee on the numpy, bumpy rumps on seesawing humps around by the dumps. The dumps where plump orange kahumps build delight with sides of rage on pages on junk. Oh to be an orange kahump. Whose only care is whether or not to eat his sugar lumps with blood on top. Delicious sugar lumps, like little nipples of slump. Slump, funk, plump, fuck, these delineate of the zeitgeist. Suck a curious heist Zeitgeist. Fin<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5292879562098692470-4272644079905565114?l=proteanhebetude.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01542686337476195651noreply@blogger.com0